So...I had a friend who told me in my freshman year (just as I was turning 20) that after 20, women go downhill. Great. Thanks a lot.
Then again, theres the common adage that a woman is hard to "sell off" after 29. Apparently we get uglier, fatter, less prime for childbirth...Its not fair huh. Men just need lots of cash and they can be rotting old but still get an Anna Nicole SMith. (NO pics cos in my mind shes still pretty darn fat)
Don't you feel like a product on a shelf? Sold in the "Mom and Pop" Grocery store (literally!!)? So when do women expire?
I personally feel that well..who cares. All you need to do is to be rich and hire a couple of toy boys. I call it variety.
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Ahh, your friend may be so right... The numbers of birth defects, miscarriages, and other problems women have giving birth nearly double every year after age 25. Granted, the numbers are like .00034, but your friend has a point.
I'm sure boy toys are much less fulfilling and besides what good are boy toys - what could they possibly do for you but clean your house and do your laundry?
thats the whole point! for emotional needs you dial 1800 girlfriends and family
what about demi moore and renee russo? those women sizzle! i don't believe that women have an expiration date...watch samatha in sex and the city...call me idealistic or delusional...but i don't want societal values to judge what i can or can't do. >< "i want to last a little longer...like a cheeto"
dont fret if you expire. can join me at the over-40-and-single-bookclub ;)
you know who! HAHA
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